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If you don't know why you're here, welcome home.  Grab a copy of the Stones' Beggars Banquet, get ready and stay ready, 'cause there ain't no place for a Woodchuck Man. 



Street Fighting Man
By The Rolling Stones
(The Greatest Rock And Roll Band In The World)

Evrywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet,
boy
cause summers here and the time is right for fighting
in the street, boy
But what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy london town
There's just no place for a street fighting man
No

Hey! think the time is right for a palace revolution
But where I live the game to play is compromise
solution
Well, then what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy london town
Theres no place for a street fighting man
No

Hey! said my name is called disturbance
Ill shout and scream, Ill kill the king, Ill rail at
all his servants
Well, what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy london town
Theres no place for a street fighting man
No

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

You've got gas!
Here in Woodchuckland there's a new game.  Gas lease coalitions are being born and it seems everyone knows who's...got gas.  Natural Gas!  Y'ever see what a 'chuck can do with money?  Oh boy, this is gonna be good!  They've been watching black 'n' white Beverly Hillbillies episodes since 1960.  They got idea'rs.  Hell I got idea'rs. 

Well this ain't the same thing..because of the competition.  Gotta outdo the next 'chuck.  And ain't nobody want nuthin' to do with Californey.  They're stayin' right here in Woodchuckland, Upstate New York.  Boy!  This is gonna be real good!  Maybe I should hold a pig roast?  Have the Unknown Hinson Chart Top the festivities?  Hell he can put real ammo in that stage pistol and shoot the pig from a stage in my field.  Go ahead and top that will ya'? 

To celebrate this newfound hope and glory, I've added a link opening to a Weezer rock video.  It's got Beverly Hillbillies clips.  I don't know what 'chuck built it, but it's got style and grace.  Take a gander at the dance steps of the immortal Jed Clampett!  Jed might say it'll make you happier than a tornado in a trailer park!  Here's that link again: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91xVhzbt_lE
4:47 pm edt 


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The Gov'ner's busted, echoes of "Troopergate" confirm the woodchuck's suspicions, and the parasitic elements of local Government sit in boardrooms conspiring to attempt seizure of private property to deliver to business entities.  Watch the signs, 'cause there ain't no place for a woodchuck man. 

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